he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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