So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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