im gay
i know
yea but for you.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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