smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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