drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
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