dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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