In the future we'll all be gay
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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