i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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