wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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