I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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