Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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