Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Randomize
