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Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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