I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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