I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Randomize
