WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
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i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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