he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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