Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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