I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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