"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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