6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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