We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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