You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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