"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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