your thong is hanging out like whoa
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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