I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
