So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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