I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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