Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
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You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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