Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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