I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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