jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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