So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Please don't give away my fajitas
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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