So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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