just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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