I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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