He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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