Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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