Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
i believe in u and ur pee
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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