So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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