Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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