In the future we'll all be gay
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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