ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Randomize