i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
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