do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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