4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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