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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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