I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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