when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
My room smells like vodka and shame
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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