Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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