Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
we're so committed to being not committed
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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