Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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