ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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