Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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