yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
