Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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