***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
should my penis look like a turkey
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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