please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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