Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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