Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize