If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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